Category:  Humour Digital Art | Posted: November 14, 2017

Christmas cake

Carbon Dated Fruit Cake

by Trajan

Christmas Art Contest Entry 
 You can own this for $800.00.    Information.
Ah yes, the quintessential holiday item: Fruit Cake. But how old is that fruit cake that has been regifted decade upon decade? This one, found in the archives of the vault, solved this most problematic issue. It comes in a hermetically sealed container. It has an easy to read freshness/risk meter that goes back to the Miocene epoch. Additionally, it?s artfully flavored with ?fresh? green candied trilobites and red cherries. Enjoy this most noble and time honored holiday treat! Note: Benzene Line Brand is also a maker of carbon dating lab equipment for field archeologists!




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